- Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
- Petunia: ...
- Dumbledore: And this is crazy
- Dumbledore: Your sister died
- Dumbledore: So here's her baby
- Petunia: ...
- Me (kidding): Babe what did you get me for mother's day!?!
- Tyler: An abortion.
- Me:
- Tyler:
- Me: Ok
